If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says?
I don’t have pets because my residence doesn’t allow pets but just to humour the question let’s assume my mentor Brad’s son Bear is talking to me.
Bear is tiny and is a mix of Chihuahua and Fox Terrier. Just like his dad he is fun to hang around with but will bark if anything is out of line. The first thing he would say to me would be:
“Get your shit together Uncle Mo! The last time you brought treats it was tasty! This time you cheaped out!”
He actually did bark out loud once because I did not bring his favourite treats. He came running to me when I came to the door and pouted the whole time until I fed him some real treats. Then I suddenly became his best friend.
Let’s hear it!